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The Burglar

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: man went to the police station, and asked to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

The thief had managed to prowl around most of the house, and had opened a number of cupboards and drawers before the police arrived and arrested him.

“You will get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.

“No, no,no!” said the man. “I just want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I have been trying to do that for years!”

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