Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness and watching the brothel across the street.
They watched as a Baptist minister walked into the brothel.
Murphy turned to Patrick and said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.”
A few minutes later, they saw a rabbi enter the brothel.
Patrick turned to Murphy and said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin’ victim to temptation as well.”
Not long after that, they see a catholic priest enter the brothel.
“What a terrible pity”, Murphy said, “one of the girls must be dying.”