A novice insurance agent visited the British Museum, and while he was there, he accidentally knocked over a statue.
Hearing the tremendous crash, the museum curator practically ran up to the man and said to him, “That’s a two thousand year old statue that you’ve broken!”
The insurance agent replied, “Oh thank God for that! I thought it was a new one.”
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