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The Blonde Schoolgirl

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A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! It’s good, innit?”

“Yes, darling, very good”, her Mother answered.

“Is that because I’m blonde?” the schoolgirl asked.

“Yes, darling, it’s because you’re blonde”, her Mother replied.

The next day, the schoolgirl came home and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A B C D E F G H I J K! It’s good, innit?”

“Yes, darling, very good”, her Mother replied.

“Is that because I’m blonde, Mummy?” she asked.

“Yes, darling it’s because you’re blonde”, her Mother replied.

The next day, she returned from school and cried, “Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!”

She proceeded to flash her impressive pair of 36D’s at her Mother.

“Is that because I’m blonde, Mummy?” she asked.

Her Mother replied, “No darling, it’s because you’re 25!”


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