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The Blonde In The Sports Car

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A blonde woman had just bought a new sports car, a convertible, and she took it out for a drive on the highway.

She was driving along the road, deliriously happy, and not paying attention to what she was doing, when she accidentally cut off a large truck.

The truck driver was outraged, which is not surprising, and was eventually able to make her pull over.

He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

With the chalk he drew a circle on the side of the road, and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, “Stand in that circle and DON’T MOVE!”

He then went to her convertible sports car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh you think that’s funny? Watch this!”

So, he gets a baseball bat out of his truck and proceeds to break every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her, she has a smile on her face.

By this time he is getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now the blond woman is laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it.

He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle!”

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