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The Blonde In The Pet Shop

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Have you heard the one about the blonde in the pet shop? Keep reading and you will. Here you go…

A blonde woman walked into the pet shop.

After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she went over and asked the sales clerk if he could help her.

“I’d like a box of bird seed”, the blonde woman said to him.

“For which kind of bird?” he asked, trying to be as  helpful as he could.

“Oh, I don’t know”, the blonde woman replied. “Whichever will grow the fastest I guess….”


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