Have you heard the one about the blonde in the pet shop? Keep reading and you will. Here you go…
A blonde woman walked into the pet shop.
After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she went over and asked the sales clerk if he could help her.
“I’d like a box of bird seed”, the blonde woman said to him.
“For which kind of bird?” he asked, trying to be as helpful as he could.
“Oh, I don’t know”, the blonde woman replied. “Whichever will grow the fastest I guess….”
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