We have a good blonde joke for you, it’s about the blonde in the bakery. Hope you enjoy this one.
A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work in the shop and ended up employing a blonde woman who was in her early twenty’s and who could work both evenings and weekends.
She appeared to be perfect for the job, however she did have had one eccentric characteristic, which the bakery management weren’t aware of when she was hired. This was that she liked to wear really short skirts and no underwear.
Needless to say, she was a real beauty and had a figure to die for with the shapeliest legs that seemed to go on forever.
Like many small local shops, the bakery had only a small storefront, so it was necessary to have the various products on shelves and then to use a ladder to reach the uppermost items.
The item that had previously been least popular, but was fast becoming the most popular, with gentlemen in particular, was raisin bread, which was always kept on the uppermost shelf.
One day, an elderly gentleman came into the bakery and ordered a loaf of bread.
The young lady, having got used to so many orders for raisin bread, scrambled up the ladder without thinking and then realised she hadn’t asked the gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted.
So, she called out to him and asked, “Raisin?”
“No”, the man replied, “but it is beginning to twitch just a little”.
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