The Blonde Handywoman

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.needpix.com/photo/461129/porch-swing-relax-summer-house-exterior-relaxation-peaceful-patioA blonde woman decided to hire herself out as a “handywoman” to try and earn some money. To find some work to get her started, she knocked on the doors of the homes in a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch”, the man said. “How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch!”

A short time later, the blonde woman came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” the man asked.

“Yes”, the blonde woman answered. “And there was some paint left over, so I gave it two coats”.

“Thoroughly impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50”.

“By the way”, the blonde woman added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari”.


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.needpix.com/photo/461129/porch-swing-relax-summer-house-exterior-relaxation-peaceful-patio

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