The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church.
At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day.
He started by asking them, “Does anyone know what the bishop does?”
There was a hush and you could practically hear the cogs in the children’s brains whirring away as they tried to think of an answer.
Then, little Johnny, always a smart-ass, answered the pastor, “I know what the bishop does, he’s the one you can move diagonally”.
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