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The Bishop

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The parish congregation were celebrating the 100th anniversary of their church and the bishop as well as several former pastors were there at the church as part of the celebration ceremony.

At one point during the service, the present pastor had all the children in the congregation gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of this special day.

The pastor started by asking the children, “Does anyone know what the bishop does?”

There was a hush and you could practically hear the cogs in the children’s brains whirring away as they tried to think of an answer.

Then, little Johnny, always a smart ass, answered the pastor.

“I know what the bishop does”, little Johnny said, “he’s the one you can move diagonally”.

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