A biker stops by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do the repairs while he waited, and since he didn’t live far away he decided that he would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store, where he bought a bucket and an anvil.
He then stopped by the feed store and livestock dealer, where he picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem; how was he going to carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head and trying to figure out how he was going to carry everything, he was approached by a little old lady, who told him she was trying to find her way home but she was lost.
She asked the biker, “Can you tell me how to get to 1203 Richmond Road?”
The biker said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1216 Richmond Road. I would walk you home, but I can’t carry all these purchases.”
The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”
“Why thank you very much,” the biker said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says: “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”
The biker said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?
The lady replied, “You could set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”
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