You never know, but this just might be the best short joke of the year! It might be the best short joke of the decade even!
So a three year old boy and his Mother were in the bathroom and the small boy was having a bath and examining his testicles (as all small boys do).
“Mom”, he asked her, “Are these my brains?”
“Not yet dear”, she replied.
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20 thoughts on “The Best Short Joke Of The Year”
HAHHAHA! True. How very true. She hit the nail right on the head!
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Very funny indeed, a 3 year old thinking he had descended testicles. Ah, I laughed so hard.
And then, as if that wasn’t funny enough all by itself, the mother shares his mistaken belief that his testicles had indeed descended. By this stage I was crying with laughter.
Then the finale, which almost finished me altogether, the boy asks if the contents of his empty scrotum are his brains and the mother attempts an anti man joke that shows her head to be as empty as the boy’s scrotum. This is indeed the best short joke of the year.
How will I ever recover.
The laughter just keeps bubbling up.
I can’t stop.
Maybe your testicles weren’t descended at age three, but normally they are. If they are not descended, surgery is indicated to move them down into the scrotum to avoid cancerous changes in the testicle.This was such a foolish diatribe based on bad information. I normally am not moved to comment on all the bad grammar,etc.
It was just a joke, and it jokes had to always be correct grammatically, scientifically and politically, then I doubt they would be funny would they.
I hope you come back and find some of the other jokes funny…
Nonsense, for most males the testes don’t drop until they are at least 10 or 11, but if yours dropped earlier they probably told you this was normal as premature descent is invariably associated with underdevelopment of the penis.
I feel another joke coming on…
“Normally, the testicles develop in the stomach of the baby before birth. Then they come down into the scrotum before birth.”
http://www.urology.wustl.edu/PatientCare/UndescendedTesticle.asp
JL, you’re an idiot.
wow way to make it unfunny
well you all together just killed what would have been a good joke…why not just read it giggle and move on?
…just a thought.
I agree, a joke is a joke – no need to over-analyze it. Giggle (or groan) and on to the next one.
poddys and krispy – if I felt the way you do I wouldn’t read the comments and I certainly wouldn’t post one..
..just a thought.
Sometimes I don’t know whether to approve a negative comment or not though. Approving them shows that there are negatives, and it gives me and others a chance to counter them. It also can generate a talking point, which with luck means more traffic… Well, as long as you enjoy the jokes etc, it’s always good to have feedback 🙂
I liked the joke but being male it also made me groan! My favourite short joke of all time has to be the one
“Why is your sh1t pointed at the ends?
So your ass doesn’t close with a bang.”
I haven’t heard that one before, love it 🙂
JL:
http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/men/reproductive/637.html
now settle down
A secretary ask his boss
Scretary – Sir need 500 bux, i’ll give you tomorow
Boss – dont worry, keep 1000 bux, but i need today.
i don’t get it?
Me neither – I think it lost something in translation. Maybe there wass nothing to lose in the first place. Or just maybe it’s something too deep for either of us to understand 🙂
o.o
wow..i think I laughed more at the comments then the joke. Good one guys!