A husband and wife were playing golf together, when the man’s wife was severely stung by a bee.
The wife was streaming in agony, so her husband ran quickly back to the clubhouse, to look for a doctor.
“Come quickly!” he said. “my wife’s been stung by a bee.”
“Where was she stung?” asked the doctor.
“Between the first and second holes.” shouted the husband.
“Wow,” replied the doctor, “she must have a very wide stance!”
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