A husband and wife were playing a round of golf together, when the man’s wife was severely stung by a bee.
The wife was screaming in agony, so her husband ran quickly back to the clubhouse, to see if there was a doctor anywhere around.
Finding that a doctor was having lunch at the clubhouse, the man went up to him and said, “Come quickly! My wife’s been stung by a bee”.
“Where was she stung?” the doctor asked.
“Between the first and second holes.” the husband shouted back.
“Wow”, the doctor replied, “she must have a very wide stance!”
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