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The Barber Shop

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A barber ran out of the barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing.

“Excuse me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man running down the road in the last few minutes?”

“No I haven’t”, the policeman replied, “what’s the problem?”

“The lousy cheat came into the barber shop, asked for a haircut and then ran out of my shop without paying me!” the barber said.

“Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?” the officer asked.

“Well, yes”, the barber replied, “he was carrying one of his ears in his left hand”.

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