A barber ran out of his barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing.
“Excues me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man running by here in the last few minutes?”
“No I haven’t”, the policeman replied, “what’s the problem?”
“The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!” the barber said.
“Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?” the officer asked.
“Well, yes”, the barber replied, “he was carrying one of his ears in his left hand”.
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