The wife very pompously commented, “Oh we will never need marriage counselling. My husband and I have an excellent relationship”.
In response to the stares and looks of surprise from the other guests, she added, “My husband was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I am listening”.
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