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The Bank Robbery

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Two accountants were waiting in the queue in a bank, when there was a bank robbery.

Without warning, a gang of armed robbers burst into the bank foyer and ordered everyone to get down onto the floor.

While several of the robbers proceeded to take the money from the tellers, others lined the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall and started to take their wallets, watches, jewellery and anything else that was of value.

While this was going on, the first accountant jammed something into the second accountant’s hand.

Without looking down, the second accountant whispered to the first, “What is this?”

The first accountant replied, “it’s that £100 I owe you”.

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