A ballerina goes to the doctor and says to him, “Doctor I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart”.
She poor girl is practically in tears as she relates her tale to the doctor.
“Hmmm”, says the Doctor, “Do you think you could demonstrate that, if you don’t mind?”
So, the ballerina gets up, does a pirouette and “Phrrrt”, she farts loudly.
“That’s amazing”, the doctor says to her, “do it again”.
So, the ballerina gets up and does a pirouette, which again is accompanied by a loud fart.
“Hmmm”, says the Doctor “I think I may be able to help”.
He then bends down and picks up a long pole with a curious hook on the end.
The ballerina starts back in alarm, “What the heck are you going to do with that?” she asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “I’m going to open the window, it stinks in here for Gods sake!”
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