Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, and their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
“I got a cookbook once,” said one bachelor, “but I could never do anything with it.”
“Too many fancy recipes in it, eh?” asked the other bachelor.
“You said it”, the first bachelor replied. “Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take a clean dish'”.
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