The artist was painting a young woman, and he was trying really hard to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model kept distracting him.
Finally, the urge became irresistible, and he threw down his palette, walked over to her, took her in his arms, and kissed her.
The model pushed him away, in a state of surprise.
“Maybe your other models let you kiss them” she said, questioning the now embarrased artist.
“I’ve never tried to kiss a model before,” he swore.
“Really?” she said to him, softening . “How many models have there been?”
“Four,” he replied. “A jug, two apples and a vase”.
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