The artist was painting a portrait of a gorgeous young woman and he was trying really hard to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model and the way that her seductive eyes appeared to look at him just kept distracting him.
Finally, the urge to do something about this situation became irresistible and the artist threw down his palette, walked over to her, took her in his arms and kissed her passionately.
The model quickly pushed him away, in a state of surprise.
“Maybe your other models let you kiss them” she said, questioning the now embarrased artist.
“I have to admit I’ve never tried to kiss a model before”, the artist replied.
“Really?” the model said to him, softening her tone. “How many models have there been?”
“Four”, the artist replied. “A jug, two apples and a vase”.
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