One day, a wealthy art collector who was worth millions had an unexpected visit from his laywer.
The lawyer said to him: “I have some good news for you, but I also have some bad news”.
The millionaire replied: “Well, Simon, I tell you what. I have had one heck of an awful day, so why don’t you just give me the good news first?”
The lawyer said: “Very well sire. The good news is that your wife invested $50,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are probably worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million”.
The millionaire replief enthusiastically: “By jobe! Well done Sonia. That’s very good news indeed! You have just made my day. Now what’s the bad news eh?”
The lawyer answered: “Well sir, the pictures are of you with your secretary”.
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