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The Art Collector

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One day, a wealthy art collector who is worth millions gets a visit from his laywer.

The lawyer says to him: “I have some good news for you, but I also have some bad news”.

The millionaire replies: “I have had one heck of an awful day, just give me the good news first?”

The lawyer says: “Well, your wife invested $25,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million”.

The millionaire replies enthusiastically: “Woo hoo well done, that’s very good news indeed! You have just made my day. Now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “Well sir, the pictures are of you with your secretary”.

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