The Arrogant Golfer

An arrogant businessman had already had a bad day when he started his round of golf and soon turned into an arrogant and bad tempered golfer.

After hitting his tee shot deep into the woods, the arrogant golfer turned to his caddie.

“Did you see where that golf ball went?” he asked.

“No sir, as a matter of fact I didn’t,” replied the caddie.

“Well, why didn’t you watch where it went?” snapped the angry golfer.

“Frankly, sir,” said the caddie, “I was quite unprepared for it to go anywhere.”