After hitting his tee shot deep into the woods, the arrogant golfer turned to his caddie.
“Did you see where that golf ball went?” he asked.
“No sir, as a matter of fact I didn’t,” replied the caddie.
“Well, why didn’t you watch where it went?” snapped the angry golfer.
“Frankly, sir,” said the caddie, “I was quite unprepared for it to go anywhere.”