There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain.
“I would like to buy this television”, she told the salesman.
“I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied.
Really wanting to buy this bargain, she hurried home and dyed her hair, then went back to the appliance store and again told the salesman “I would like to buy this television”.
“I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied.
“Damn nabbit he recognized me”, she thought.
So, she went for a complete disguise this time. She had her hair cut short in a pixie style, with a new color. She bought a new outfit, a pair of big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again went to the appliance store.
She confidentally walked into the store, walked up to the salesman and said, “I would like to buy this television”.
“I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied.
Totally frustrated, the blonde woman exclaimed “How do you know I’m a blonde?”
The salesman replied, “Because that’s a microwave”.
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