A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle.
“This place,” the tour guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years.”
“Wow,” said one woman dryly, “they must have the same landlord that I do.”
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