A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”.
The barber lathered the man’s face, then began to shave him with an old fashioned straight razor, while a woman with the most beautiful breasts that the Texan had ever seen, knelt down in front of him and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, “Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room”.
The woman replied, “Sorry sir, but I’m married and my husband wouldn’t like that”.
The Texan wasn’t one to give up easily, and said, “Tell him you’re working overtime and I’ll pay you the difference”.
The woman replied, “You tell him, he is the one shaving you”.
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