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Terrible Stutter

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Two friends were walking through town and one of them had a really terrible stutter.

He tapped his friend on the shoulder and began to exclaim with a terrible stutter, “L-l-l-look-k-k over t-t-th-th-th-th-there!”

His friend looked toward where the stutterer was gesturing, but he couldn’t see anything, so he asked, “What is it? What is it?”

“Th-th-th-th-there was a p-p-p-p-pr-pr-pretty girl!” came the reply.

“Where? Where? Where is she?” the friend asked.

“A-a-a-a-a-aw, you m-m-mi-m-mi-missed h-h-h-her!” the stutterer replied.

“Damn!” his friend said.

So they carried on walking down the road and a few minutes later the first fellow nudged his friend again.

This time he started to exclaim “H-h-h-h-h-hey hey hey hey hey l-l-l-l-l-l-look! H-h-hey ll-l-l-l-look! O-o-o-o-o-o-o-v-v-v-ov-ov-ov-over th-th-th-there! L-l-l-l-l-look!”

“What is it? What is it? his friend asked.

“H-h-h-hey, th-th-there w-w-w-w-was an-anoth-another pretty g-g-g-girl!” the stutterer replied.

“Where? Where is she? Where you looking?” his friend asked.

“N-n-n-n-n-ev-ev-ever m-m-m-mind, y-y-y-you m-m-mi-missed h-h-her!” came the reply.

“Damn!” said his friend.

Well, they walked a way further along the road when the stutterer started up again with, “H-h-h-h-hey hey hey”.

His companion was by now tired of searching the landscape long after the interesting view had disappeared, so he tiredly exclaimed “I saw it, I saw it”.

The stutterer asked, “W-w-w-w-well if y-y-y-you s-s-s-s-s-s-saw it, th-th-then w-wh-w-why d-d-d-d-did you s-s-s-s-s-s-s-step in it?”

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