The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!”
“I did what?, her father said, somewhat shocked. “What did I tell you?” he asked.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble”, his daughter said.
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the world”, he said. “Surely there must be some mistake”.
“I don’t think so”, she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying Insufficient Funds”.