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Terrible Constipation

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An old lady was suffering from terrible constipation, so she decided to pay a visit to her doctor.

The doctor gave her two suppositories and told her to go home and put them in her back passage.

Well, a few days later the old lady still had bad constipation, so she returned to the doctor.

“It’s been days now”, she said to the doctor, “it’s really painful and I still haven’t been able to go to the toilet”.

“Did you follow my instructions”, the doctor asked her.

“I did”, the old lady said. “I put the suppositories in my back passage like you said, right next to my pots of herbs. For all the good they have done, I might just as well have stuck them up my bum!”

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