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Terminal Illness

A man went to the doctor because he wasn’t feeling good, and the doctor gave him some really bad news.  He had a terminal illness, and only a year to live.

So, highly disturbed by this, the man decided to go and talk to his pastor.

After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.

“What you should do” the pastor told him, “is go out and buy a late ’70 or early ’80 model Dodge Pickup”.

The pastor continued. “Then go and get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma”.

Confused by this response, the man asked his pastor, “Will this help me live longer?”

“No,” said the pastor, “but it will make what time you do have seem like forever.”

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