Most telemarketers know that they are universally loathed, but there are still some people who appear quite pleasant on the phone with them when they call.
One day, a telemarketer called a number and asked to speak with Mr. Thompson.
The woman who answered the call explained that he no longer lived at that address, but she did have a number where he could be reached.
The telemarketer thanked her, rang that number, and was greeted with, “Good morning, Mount Greenwood Cemetery”.