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Teapot

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So Paddy went for a job on this new building site in town.

The foreman asked him the important questions that are naturally important for a labourer working on a building site.

The first question the foreman asked was, “Can you brew tea?”

Without hesitation, Paddy replied, “Sure, yes I can brew tea”.

“Excellent”, the forman replied. “Now, can you drive a fork lift?”

Paddy looked at him, thought for a minute and said, “Just how bloody big is the teapot?”


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