So Paddy went for a job on this new building site in town.
The foreman asked him the important questions that are naturally important for a labourer working on a building site.
The first question the foreman asked was, “Can you brew tea?”
Without hesitation, Paddy replied, “Sure, yes I can brew tea”.
“Excellent”, the forman replied. “Now, can you drive a fork lift?”
Paddy looked at him, thought for a minute and said, “Just how bloody big is the teapot?”
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