One day, two blondes decided to go to the tanning salon.
The first blonde said to the assistant at the counter, “A tan for two please!”
The assistant said, “That’s ok, please take a seat”.
She then filled out a form for them and asked the girls, “are you two sisters?”
The two blondes chuckled and replied in unison, ” No, we aren’t even Catholic.”
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