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Taking The Day Off

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Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site.

Paddy said to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!”

He climbed up the rafters, hung upside down and shouted “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!”

Murphy meanwhile watched in amazement!

The Foreman shouted “Paddy you’re mad, go home” .

So Paddy goes and leaves the building site.

Murphy started packing his kit up to leave as well.

“Where the heck are you going?” asked the Foreman.

“I can’t work in the friggin’ dark!” Murphy replied.

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