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Taking The Day Off

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: and Murphy are working on a building site.

Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!”

He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!”

Murphy meanwhile watches in amazement!

The Foreman shouts “Paddy you’re mad, go home” .

So Paddy he leaves the site.

Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

“Where the heck are you going?” asks the Foreman.

“I can’t work in the friggin’ dark!” says Murphy.

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