One day, a zoo keeper was walking past the Orangutan enclosure when he noticed that “Rocky” the Orangutang was sitting on a tree branch, reading not one but two books, the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Even though he knew that Orangutans are very intelligent creatures, the zoo keeper […]
The Best Funny zoo
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We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no offense intended to anyone. Ok, so two gay men were spending the day at the local zoo and were standing […]
A man was walking along the street, when suddenly he saw a crowd of people running towards him. Wondering what the heck was going on, he stopped one of the runners and asked “What’s happening?” “A lion has escaped from the zoo!” came the reply. “Oh my God! Which way […]
A mother camel and her baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well my son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Not […]
