The Best Funny zoo

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Memphis Zoo

A man went on a visit to the Memphis zoo and was admiring a bear that was fast asleep in it’s enclosure. “What kind of bear is that sleeping in […]

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Elephant’s Penis

A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large […]

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The Zookeeper’s Dilemna

The zookeeper had a dilemna. He wanted to get some extra animals for the zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn’t know […]

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The Monkey Enclosure

A man was visiting the monkey enclosure at the zoo and he was stood there, staring at an empty cage. A zoo keeper walked past and the man stopped him […]

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Rocky The Orangutan

One day, a zoo keeper was walking past the Orangutan enclosure when he noticed that “Rocky” the Orangutan was sitting on a tree branch, reading not one but two books, […]

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Two Gay Men

We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no […]

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The Escaped Lion

A man was walking along the street, when suddenly he saw a crowd of people who were all running towards him. Wondering what the heck was going on, he stopped […]

Camel Talk

A mother camel and her baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well my […]