A man went on a visit to the Memphis zoo and was admiring a bear that was fast asleep in it’s enclosure. “What kind of bear is that sleeping in there?” he asked one of the zoo keepers. “Himalayan”, the zoo keeper replied. “Yes I see that”, the visitor said, […]
The Best Funny zoo
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A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large beast and said to his mother, “Mom, what’s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?” His Mom replied, “That’s […]
The zookeeper had a dilemna. He wanted to get some extra animals for the zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn’t know the plural of “Mongoose”. He started the letter: “To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese”. “No, that won’t […]
A man was visiting the monkey enclosure at the zoo and he was stood there, staring at an empty cage. A zoo keeper walked past and the man stopped him and asked, “Excuse me, but where are all the monkeys?” “It’s mating season”, the keeper replied, “they are all inside”. […]
One day, a zoo keeper was walking past the Orangutan enclosure when he noticed that “Rocky” the Orangutan was sitting on a tree branch, reading not one but two books, the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Even though he knew that Orangutans are very intelligent creatures, the zoo keeper […]
We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no offense intended to anyone. Ok, so two gay men were spending the day at the local zoo and were standing […]
A man was walking along the street, when suddenly he saw a crowd of people who were all running towards him. Wondering what the heck was going on, he stopped one of the runners and asked him “What on earth is happening, why is everyone running?” “A lion has escaped […]
A mother camel and her baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well my son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Not […]