A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the shop assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. […]
The Best Funny Young Woman Jokes
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We have quite a lot of young woman jokes for you to select from here at The Laughline and we have done our best to find great funny young woman jokes to get you laughing.
Young women can be gorgeous, beautiful, slim and leggy, but can also be short and fat! They can be highly intelligent, thick as a brick or anywhere in between. Blondes, redheads, brunettes, young women can have hair of any colour. They can wear it long, short or even have their heads shaved these days.
A young woman can be a student, have a steady job or be unemployed, unemployable even.
As you can see there is plenty of scope for some funny young woman jokes. We mean no offence to anyone by any of these jokes and hope all young women out there can see the funny side of our stories. So enjoy and if you do, please share.
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I was shopping in the mall and looking for a nightdress. Having had no luck in the department stores, I would try my luck in a store known for its […]
I was sitting at the bar and couldn’t help but notice this young woman who was wearing skin tight leather pants. When I say “skin tight“, they looked as if […]
One day, a young woman was driving along the highway when she was pulled over for speeding. The New York State Trooper walked up to her car and flipped open […]
A man went to his friend’s Halloween fancy dress party with nothing but a young woman holding onto his back. “So what the heck are you supposed to be?” his […]
A lawyer was sitting in his office when his secretary announced that he had a new client waiting to see him. The lawyer’s new client turned out to be a […]
A Florida State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in a backroad that is popularly called […]
Can you imagine what it must be like to be shipwrecked on a deserted island? A sailing ship was crossing the Pacific Ocean, and one stormy night it san off […]
A young woman went to her doctor, crying “Please doctor, you have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. The woman touched her […]
Imagine if you will this scene at a fine restaurant one evening in a fancy part of town, the sort of place where you have to get all dressed up […]
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided the only choice she had was to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down […]
My Uncle Morris, who was an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical examination. A few days later, the doctor was most surprised to see Morris […]