We have quite a lot of young woman jokes for you to select from here at The Laughline and we have done our best to find great funny young woman jokes to get you laughing.
After she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date, the young woman decided she had been stood up by her boyfriend. In a bad mood, she kicked off her high heeled shoes, changed from her cocktail dress into her comfy pajamas, put on her slippers […]
The Best Funny Young Woman Jokes
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We have quite a lot of young woman jokes for you to select from here at The Laughline and we have done our best to find great funny young woman jokes to get you laughing.
Young women can be gorgeous, beautiful, slim and leggy, but can also be short and fat! They can be highly intelligent, thick as a brick or anywhere in between. Blondes, redheads, brunettes, young women can have hair of any colour. They can wear it long, short or even have their heads shaved these days.
A young woman can be a student, have a steady job or be unemployed, unemployable even.
As you can see there is plenty of scope for some funny young woman jokes. We mean no offence to anyone by any of these jokes and hope all young women out there can see the funny side of our stories. So enjoy and if you do, please share.
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A Southern wife came home early, just in time to find her husband in the bedroom with another woman, a young woman at that. As the young woman gathered up her clothes and quickly disappeared, the Southern wife did what any good Southern wife would do. With what appeared like […]
Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s. She had everyone’s jaws dropping with her sexy looks and charm, his golfing buddies were literally gobsmacked. This gorgeous young woman […]
There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall. “Excuse me Miss”, the older man said, “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk […]
Hey folks, I have a new neighbor. She’s young, she’s single, she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my patio! This evening, I watched as she got home from work. She got out of her car, showing a lot of leg as she did […]
A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed. She was staring blankly at a half empty cup of coffee, the sink was full of dirty dishes and her […]
A man was out looking for a date and picked up a young woman in a bar. They got talking, hit it off and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room with hm. They walked arm in arm to his hotel, which was […]
A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]
Murphy, who was an elderly farmer got married to a lovely young woman who came from the local village, but after a few months the marriage to his young wife was not working out too well. So, he decided to consult his doctor to see what advice the doctor could […]
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price”, the elderly man said to the salesman, […]
A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit, that would make you worthy of entering the Kingdom of Heaven?” “Well”, the cowboy replied, “I can […]
A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the shop assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant, oggling her with a […]