The Best Funny Young Woman Jokes

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Young women can be gorgeous, beautiful, slim and leggy, but can also be short and fat! They can be highly intelligent, thick as a brick or anywhere in between. Blondes, redheads, brunettes, young women can have hair of any colour. They can wear it long, short or even have their heads shaved these days.

A young woman can be a student, have a steady job or be unemployed, unemployable even.

As you can see there is plenty of scope for some funny young woman jokes. We mean no offence to anyone by any of these jokes and hope all young women out there can see the funny side of our stories. So enjoy and if you do, please share.


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Stood Up

Being stood up by your date is embarrassing and frustrating, so after she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date to come and pick her […]

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Southern Wife

A Southern wife came home early, just in time to find her husband in the bedroom with another woman, a young woman at that. As the young woman gathered up […]

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Wealthy Widower

Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s. She […]

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The Wisdom of an Older Man

There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at […]

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My New Neighbor

Hey folks, I have a new neighbor. She’s young, she’s single, she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my patio! This evening, I watched […]

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The Good Neighbour

A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed. […]

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The Young Blonde Wife

A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone […]

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Murphy’s Young Wife

Murphy, who was an elderly farmer got married to a lovely young woman who came from the local village, but after a few months the marriage to his young wife […]

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Mercedes Convertible

An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you […]

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Cowboy At The Pearly Gates

A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything […]