We have quite a lot of young woman jokes for you to select from.
Young women can be gorgeous, beautiful, slim and leggy, but can also be short and fat! They can be highly intelligent, thick as a brick or anywhere in between. Blondes, redheads, brunettes, young women can have hair of any colour. They can wear it long, short or even have their heads shaved these days.
A young woman can be a student, have a steady job or be unemployed, unemployable even.
As you can see there is plenty of scope for some funny young woman jokes. We mean no offence to anyone by any of these jokes and hope all young women out there can see the funny side of our stories.
Hey folks, I have a new neighbor. She’s young, she’s single, she lives right across the street and I can see her place from my patio! This evening, I watched as she got home from work. She got out of her car, showing a lot of leg as she did […]
A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed. She was staring blankly at a half empty cup of coffee, the sink was full of dirty dishes and her […]
A man picked up a young woman in a bar and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room. As you might assume, once they got to the hotel room, a heavy “rumpy-pumpy” session followed. When they were relaxing afterwards, he asked her, “Am […]
A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]
Murphy who was an elderly farmer got married to a lovely young woman, but after a few months the marriage to his young wife was not working out too well. So, he decided to consult his doctor to see what advice the doctor could give him. After listening to Murphy’s […]
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership, where the salesman has just sold the Mercedes Convertible they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price”, the elderly man said to the salesman, […]
A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter. Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit, that would make you worthy of entering the Kingdom of Heaven?” “Well”, the cowboy replied, “I can […]
I was shopping in the mall and looking for a nightdress. Having had no luck in the department stores, I would try my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. I went in the store not feeling hopeful, but to my delight, however, I found just what I […]
I was sitting at the bar and couldn’t help but notice this young woman who was wearing skin tight leather pants. When I say “skin tight“, they looked as if they were practically painted on her. Puzzled as to how she managed to get them on, I walked over to […]
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. The New York State Trooper walked up to her car, and flipped open his ticket book. The woman rolled down her car window and said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball”. The police […]