Yellow jokes is an interesting category and we wouldn’t be surprised if we were the only humour site with a yellow jokes category.
My Doctor! If you love doctor jokes, here is a collection of funny one-liners about my doctor. Hope you enjoy them as much as we did compiling them and if you can think of any more, please leave us a comment to let us know. Now, let me tell you […]
The Best Funny Yellow Jokes
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Yellow jokes is an interesting category and we wouldn’t be surprised if we were the only humour site with a yellow jokes category.
We have yellow jokes about a number of topics, from yellow cabs to yellow meaning cowardly, jokes about custard, you name it.
We hope you enjoy our selection of yellow jokes and if you appreciate our content, please can you help us by sharing our posts to help spread awareness and of course help to spread some laughter.
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Murphy went to see the doctor and told him that he had been feeling ill. The doctor examined him, shook his head and replied “I’m sorry to tell you Murphy, but you have got the disease known as Yellow 24”. “What’s that?” asked Murphy. “It means”, the doctor said, “that […]
A three year old girl went out clothes shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman. Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard time finding clothes that would fit her. When the grandma picked out a yellow suit, the little girl went into […]
Have you heard the story about a man who went to see a psychiatrist and recounted a horrible nightmare that he had been having. “My mother-in-law was chasing me with a blood thirsty crocodile on a leash. It was terrifying”, the man told the psychiatrist. The man continued to relate […]
There are various levels of stupid aren’t there. There is stupid, there is really stupid and then there is STUPID! The “stupidest excuse in the world” bonehead award this year, goes to those people who gave Washington D.C. police the following excuses for their illegal parking: “I saw the No […]
This is a story about a game of golf, a field of cows and a cow tale. So, two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole of their round. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot and the ball flew […]
One afternoon, a man left the office after work and drove down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax for a couple of hours. On his way to the lake, he saw a strange guy dressed from head to toe in red, who was standing on the side […]
Two New York cab drivers met for lunch one day and one of them, who was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, was totally shocked when he saw that the other cab driver arrived driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! […]
Once upon a time there were these two yellow canaries in a cage, one male and the other female. After many months of keeping to their own halves of the cage, one day the male canary decided it was time to meet the female canary. So he scooted over to […]
A US border patrol agent caught an illegal alien who was hiding in the bushes right by the fence on the Mexican border. The agent pulled the man out of the bushes and said to him “I’m sorry Señor, but you know the law, you have got to go back […]
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if farts were colored? This is my take on farts and a sort of “what if” in a world where you can not only hear them, you can see them coming! Farts! You either love them or hate them. It’s very […]
Paddy was driving down the street and starting to panic, because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Everywhere he went, there were either double yellow lines at the side of the road, or where you could park those spaces were all taken. Looking up to […]