An Irishman was in his local the other night when he overheard three really big women who were seated at the bar, drinking and talking loudly. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked them, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them screeched angrily […]
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SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday,May 15,2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat […]
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) {bless her little heart} purchased a week of personal training […]
TO THE WOMEN ONLY–MEN DON’T YOU DARE READ!!! I’ve seen two shows recently that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be… puh-leeeeeeze! I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to […]
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave […]
These are all anti-women jokes – but not intended to offend anyone. Just look on the funny side… How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest […]
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to […]