Two women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. At the fifth hole, the first woman teed off and watched in horror as the ball went in a different direction to what she intended and headed directly toward a foursome of men who were playing the next hole. The woman […]
The Best Funny Women Jokes
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In a recent survey of women who had been married for ten years or more, eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. A further fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didn’t care, they would have married him anyway! […]
After a long tiring day at the office, the woman commuter settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the man who was sitting next to her, pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud […]
Bob was reading through the newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men. He was excited to prove to his wife, since he had believed for a long time that women in general and his wife in particular, talked way too much. So, […]
Two women dog owners were arguing one day over which of their dogs was the smartest. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes the newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “Yes, […]
Four Women arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, where they found St. Peter waiting for them. When they went to go in, St. Peter said to them: “Those of you that have been unfaithful to your husband, raise one hand”. Three of the four women slowly raised their hands […]
Three women were in the changing room at the gym and they were getting dressed ready to play a game of racquetball. Suddenly, a man entered the changing room, wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He ran right past the three women, who just starred at him in […]
Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room waiting got their appointments and as so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world”, the first woman said, “but I guess it’s impossible”. “I used to feel […]
Ah the differences between men and women. You could write a book about the differences between men and women. Actually there are quite a few, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus being one that comes to mind. It’s far more than just the shape and function of our […]
Have you ever stopped to think about how different men and woman are when it comes to moods? We all know that women are complicated creatures, but it’s really fascinating when you think of the different moods that they have compared to those that us men have. I don’t know […]
A young man calls his Mother and excitedly tells her that he has fallen in love, and he is going to get married. “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring three women over to your house, and you have to try and guess which one of them I am […]
Have you ever thought about what the real meaning might be behind the content of those personal ads in the papers, especially those where the advertiser uses some common “abbreviations” to describe themself? Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads in the […]