Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Being short, like many elderly woman are, neither of them could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The top light was red, but they just drove straight on through it. The […]
Jokes tagged as: women
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Ever wondered what the top ten things are that men misunderstand about women? – – – – – – – – – –
Are you tired of the battle between the sexes? Let’s face it, men and women are different. There’s no question about it. People are often arguing over what women or men do wrong, and it’s time to put an end to it once and for all. So, instead of focusing […]
With all this political clap-trap going on in the USA and the government treating women like second class citizens, I thought it was time to give them a break and list some great women’s t-shirt slogans. At the end of the day we should all be equal don’t you think? […]
An Irishman was in his local the other night when he overheard three really big women who were seated at the bar, drinking and talking loudly. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked them, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them screeched angrily […]
SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday,May 15,2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat […]
Many of us have never been to the gym in our lives, but once you reach middle age, and especially if your body is in less than perfect shape, you begin to think that it’s about time to start going to the gym and getting into shape. This is the […]
TO THE WOMEN ONLY–MEN DON’T YOU DARE READ!!! I’ve seen two shows recently that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be… puh-leeeeeeze! I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to […]
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave […]