After a long tiring day at the office, the woman commuter settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the man who was sitting next to her, pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud […]
The Best Funny Women Jokes
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Bob was reading through the newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men. He was excited to prove to his wife, since he had believed for a long time that women in general and his wife in particular, talked way too much. So, […]
Two women dog owners were arguing over which of their dogs was smarter. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes a newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “I know”. The first […]
Four Women arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, where they found St. Peter waiting for them. When they went to go in, St. Peter said to them: “Those of you that have been unfaithful to your husband, raise one hand”. Three of the four women slowly raised their hands […]
Three women were in the changing room at the gym, getting dressed to play a game of racquetball. Suddenly, a man entered the changing room, wearing nothing but a bag over his head and ran passed the three women. As he passed the first woman, she looked down between his […]
Two women were sitting in a doctor’s waiting room. As so often happens, they began comparing notes on their various medical problems. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first woman, “but I guess it’s impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said […]
Ah the differences between men and women. You could write a book about the differences between men and women. Actually there are quite a few, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus being one that comes to mind. It’s far more than just the shape and function of our […]
Have you ever stopped to think about how different men and woman are when it comes to moods? We all know that women are complicated creatures, but it’s fascinating when you think of the different moods that they have compared to those of us men. I don’t know who wrote […]
A young man calls his Mother and excitedly tells her that he has fallen in love, and he is going to get married. “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring three women over to your house, and you have to try and guess which one of them I am […]
Have you ever thought about what the real meaning might be behind the content of those personal ads in the papers, especially those where the advertiser uses some common “abbreviations” to describe themself? Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads in the […]
