Men, do you know how to impress a woman? Ladies, the same question to you, do you know how to impress a man? If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to know how to impress someone of […]
Jokes tagged as: woman
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When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Did you ever stop and wonder why this is? | | | V It’s because she smells like a new truck!
This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “Adam, what is wrong with you?” Adam told God that he was lonely and bored because he didn’t […]
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am, I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam; I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections, I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions; I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
