A witness to a car accident was in court testifying. The lawyer asked her, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness replied, “Yes, sir, I sure did”. The lawyer then asked her, “How far away were you when the accident happened?” The witness replied, “Thirty three feet, six and […]
The Best Funny witness
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An overweight attorney in a small town in Kansas was in court as the prosecutor on an a robbery case. As he was in court questioning a witness to the armed robbery, he asked the witness, “Would you describe the person you saw committing the robbery?” The witness replied, “Well, […]
Don’t you just love those court room situations where something vital that could send a criminal to jail is dismissed as inadmissible evidence. Here is one such situation that happened in a court room recently. Judge: “Did you or did you not see the gun being fired?” Witness: “I did […]
Sometimes I wonder, just how do court reporters keep straight faces when witnesses say the most bizarre things. These quotes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things that people actually said in court. These sayings were taken down, word for word, and published by […]
Two New York cab drivers met for lunch one day and one of them, who was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, was totally shocked when he saw that the other cab driver arrived driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! […]