Two hunters used to go off together moose hunting every winter, but they had never had any success and always came home at the end of their hunting trip without a single trophy to show for it. Finally, after a lot of thought, the pair of hunters came up with […]
The Best Funny Winter Jokes
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Are you ready for some Winter jokes? We have some really funny Winter jokes here that we are sure you will enjoy.
I hate Winter! I much prefer the warm sunny days of Summer to the cold icy days of Winter, don’t you?
For me, Winter is just a miserable time of year. It’s short days, often dark and gloomy, wet and cold and depending on where you live, you could have lots of snow and ice as well.
To help you combat this cold, wet and dreary season, here are some Winter jokes to help you to cheer up a bit and to help a cold Winter day go a bit faster.
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So one day these three blondes were up in Canada one Winter and they decided to go ice fishing. Despite spending the whole day up there on the lake, they didn’t manage to catch a single thing. By the time they had dug a hole big enough for their boat […]
We all know that in Winter, driving in blizzard conditions when the snow is coming down thick and fast, can be really hazardous and if you are travelling anywhere you ought to take extra precautions. A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling in icy or blizzard conditions should […]
One winter night, a heavy snow storm had covered a woman’s van with snow and it was stuck in their driveway, preventing her from driving it to work. Her husband got out the snow shovel and dug around the wheels to clear the snow. He then rocked the van back […]
I had a winter power cut at my house this morning. It’s just what you need this time of year isn’t it! It’s cold and dark outside, you have no heat, no light, nothing! Welcome to Winter! I was just sitting watching television, fairly zoned out, when suddenly the lights […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
Grant and Samantha, an elderly couple from Maine had just bought a new car when the New England winter hit with all its fury. Knowing just how cold winter can get in Maine, Samantha asked her husband, “I wonder if this new car has seat warmers?” “I’m sure it does”, […]
One winter, Howard and Donald decided to build a skating rink in the middle of a pasture on their farm. A shepherd, who was leading his flock of sheep across the fields, decided to take a shortcut across the skating rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and […]
The farmer’s wife went to see the doctor to ask him about her husband’s chronic biliousness. The doctor advised her to give him liquid paraffin. The farmer’s wife went and purchased paraffin oil by mistake and gave some to her husband. The next day he was very ill, so she […]
When it’s cold outside in Alaska, that means it’s REALLY cold! If you live in a more temperate zone and think it’s cold outside, you probably don’t even know the meaning of the word COLD, at least not in Alaskan terms. Here is a cold winter story about three Eskimos […]
An Irish oil worker was on a job in the frozen north of Alaska. It was forty below zero one winter night (a rather mild night by Alaskan standards) and Patrick was as usual drinking at his local saloon. The bartender said to him, “Patrick, you owe me quite a […]
Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters and it became our new house. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. I’m used to living somewhere […]