On his first date with a beautiful woman, David decided that he was going to impress her somehow with his knowledge of wine. Since their date was in a fine restaurant, his choice naturally, David told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the […]
The Best Funny wine
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A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation at the church service in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to them, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river”. There […]
One evening, a French policeman pulled over and stopped a car that had English license plates. He got out, walked up to the window, which the Englishman politely wound down and then asked him if he had been drinking. With great difficulty, as he was obviously well sloshed, the Englishman […]
When it comes to etiquette, Martha Stewart knows just about everything there is to know, and then some. So, for your entertainment, we present The Martha Stewart Etiquette Guide For Rednecks. But how do you advise rednecks, and I mean REAL rednecks, on the art of etiquette and how to […]
Here is a bit of kitchen wisdom for you, some great tips for helping to keep food fresh and dealing with any cooking problems that you might face. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream […]
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an […]