A man was just regaining conciousness in a hospital bed after a series of tests and his wife was sitting at his bedside. Her husband stirred in the hospital bed, his eyes fluttered open, he looked at her and he murmured, “You’re beautiful”. Flattered, his wife continued her vigil while […]
Jokes tagged as: Wife Jokes
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A newlywed couple are having one of their first upsets after the wife prepared what turned out to be a rather disastrous meal. Her husband was trying to console his new wife, who lay sprawled on the couch, sobbing uncontrollably. No matter what her husband said, she just kept on […]
My wife had been nagging me for months to paint the toilet seat in our bathroom. She is always perstering me to get some DIY jobs done around the house, so finally, I got around to doing it one hot day while she was out shopping. After finishing the job, […]
If you want to know what it’s like to be married for 20 years, have a read of this. If you have been married for 20 years, it’s quite likely that you can identify with this. A woman went upstairs and noticed that her husband was standing on the bathroom […]
Roger had been spending so much time working, he thought it might be nice to buy a little gift for his wife to show her that he did appreciate her, even though she hadn’t seen much of him lately. So, on the way home from the office, he called into […]
Murphy worked as a waiter at a restaurant and sometimes there were desserts left over at the end of the evening, which the staff were allowed to take home. One evening when there were some desserts left over, Murphy brought home two pieces of cheesecake, one for his wife and […]
A big, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon. He took out his six shooter, waved it in the air, then fired into the ceiling. The saloon went silent, you could have cut the air with a knife. The cowboy then yelled out with a long slow drawl, “this […]
An accountant dragged himself home from work and he barely made it to his armchair before he collapsed into it, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a long cold drink and a comforting word. “Oh my, you look really tired honey”, she said. “You must have had a […]
The farmer’s wife went to see the doctor to ask him about her husband’s chronic biliousness. The doctor advised her to give him liquid paraffin. The farmer’s wife went and purchased paraffin oil by mistake and gave some to her husband. The next day he was very ill, so she […]
Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]
