A man has a big fight with his blonde wife, and she storms off, fuming. Feeling remorse afterwards for having such a fight, the man walks into his bedroom, to find his wife sitting on the bed, holding a gun to her own head. At the sight of this, the […]
Jokes tagged as: wife
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“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counsellor. “Has she started to neglect you?”, the counsellor asked him. “Not at all,” the dejected man replied. “She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she’s […]
Three married men are discussing their lovemaking with their wives from the previous night. The Italian man says, “My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes.” The Frenchman says, “I smooth sweet butter on my wife’s body, […]
Men always like to brag about their marriages and just how much control they have over their wives. There were three married men talking in the pub, and the topic of their banter eventually turned to that of married life. Two of them were talking about the amount of control […]
Three women are chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress. As a result of their discussions, they all decided to come up with a plan to amaze their men. They decided that night, all three would wear black leather […]
My wife has always wanted a fur jacket, and to be honest, while I have wanted to buy her one, just looking at the price tag has been enough to give me a mild heart attack. Well, last week I was walking past a clothing store, and I saw this […]
Harold had just finished eating his breakfast and as usual was sitting at the kitchen table reading the daily paper. He came across an article about an actress who was about to marry a football player, known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge, as well as for […]
A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Darling, what would you like for your birthday present?” Wife: “I really don’t think I should say”. Husband: “Well, how about a diamond ring?” Wife: “You know I don’t care much for diamonds”. Husband: “How about a mink coat […]
The police knocked at Murphy’s front door last night. When he opened the door, there was a policeman holding up a picture of his wife. The policeman said “is this your wife sir?” Shocked, Murphy answered ” yes”. The policeman said “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by […]
A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.” The doctor says: “It’s better to […]