Jokes tagged as:  Wife Jokes

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Have we got a great collection of funny wife jokes for you here! We have been working on our jokes collection for a few years now, over 20 years in fact, and this website is the new home for our jokes collection.

So, you enjoy wife jokes do you? Who exactly is the wife to you? Is it your other half, the “boss”, the old dragon, her indoors, or as my first wife used to like to be known, “She who must be obeyed!”

We hope you enjoy this selection of great wife jokes and please feel free to share them with your friends.

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My Friend’s Boat

A friend of mine had always wanted a boat, in fact this is the one thing that he wanted more than anything. His wife though, kept refusing, because she didn’t think he ought to waste their money on a boat, but he went ahead and bought one anyway. When his […]

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The Young Blonde Wife

A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]