A friend of mine had always wanted a boat, in fact this is the one thing that he wanted more than anything. His wife though, kept refusing, because she didn’t think he ought to waste their money on a boat, but he went ahead and bought one anyway. When his […]
Jokes tagged as: Wife Jokes
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A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]
It was his wife’s 40th birthday and Liam watched as Elizabeth waltzed out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she dug out of the back of the closet. “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, she said […]
With a very seductive voice the sensual wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband, wondering what she had up her sleeve, so to speak. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, […]
Murphy who was an elderly farmer got married to a lovely young woman, but after a few months the marriage to his young wife was not working out too well. So, he decided to consult his doctor to see what advice the doctor could give him. After listening to Murphy’s […]
A woman was really ripping into her husband with even more than her usual dose of venom, telling him, “You’re an idiot!” She continued having a go at him, really putting him down with, “You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot […]
Bob and his wife were at a Marriage Seminar, where the topic for the way was dealing with communication. Bob and his wife Louise listened to the instructor, who was stressing how important it was that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes. The instructor motioned to Bob […]
A husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. His wife had literally vanished. He got very worried, especially as they had only been married for a few months, so he contacted all of his friends to help search for his wife. Sadly, despite having searched […]
A husband and wife are having marital problems, so they arrange an appointment with a marriage counselor. First, the wife goes in and speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks her, “You say you have been married for 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?” The wife […]
Over breakfast one day, a wife asked her husband what he would do if she were to suddenly die. The husband thought for a minute and then replied, “I would most likely die too”. Completely surprised at his answer, the wife asked him, “Why?” The husband replied, “Well, you know […]
