Do you love coffee? I love coffee so much, I struggle to get through the day without a cup of coffee. I’m sure that if you are a coffee lover too, you know exactly what I mean. The problem is though, that my wife can’t stand coffee. It’s not just […]
The Best Funny Wife Jokes
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If you are looking for funny wife jokes, you are in the right place, we have got a great collection of jokes about wives for you here on The Laughline.
So, you enjoy wife jokes do you? Who exactly is the wife to you? Is it your other half, the “boss”, the old dragon, her indoors, or as my first wife used to like to be known, “She who must be obeyed!”
We hope you enjoy this selection of great jokes about the little woman who is often the boss of the home, please feel free to share them with your friends and please do leave us comments. In particular we would love to hear any funny stories you have about your wife (or husband) and married life.
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So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen anything like this before, he asked the man what happened. “Well, it was like this”, the man said. “I was […]
So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that they had booked for the first night of their honeymoon. The hotel had kindly left a bottle of champagne in […]
A widower never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive, but after she passed away, he found that now he was living on his own, he was desperately missing his wife. So he went to see a psychic to see if she could put him in contact […]
Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding a few pounds, especially as Summer was fast approaching. “But Mary honey”, he replied, trying to fob his wife off […]
The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on the island had a simple plan, to provide all the women on the island with birth control pills. It was […]
A man went to see his doctor and told him that he wasn’t able to do all the things that he used to do around the house. The doctor gave the man a physical examination and when the examination was over, the man said to the doctor, “I’d like you […]
An elderly couple who had been married for more than sixty years, died as the result of a horrific car crash. Their passing was really tragic, since despite their advanced years, they were both still on good health, thanks to spending the last ten years eating only healthy food and […]
An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married. However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the husband did in the bedroom, his younger wife never managed to have an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled […]
Four friends had been on the same fishing trip every year for many years, camping out by a lake, but this year, just two days before their trip, Bob’s wife put her foot down and told him in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t going on the trip. Well naturally […]
Here’s a lovely story for you, about an old man married to a much younger woman. Hubert was an old man who had been married to a much younger woman for several years. Their marriage had been very happy and they had a great sex life, until out of the […]
A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, an Arab gentleman came up to them, carrying a bunch of leather belts and he did his best to try […]