If you want wife jokes, you are in the right place, we have got a great collection of funny wife jokes for you here!.
When Dolores got married, she put a shoe box in the closet and told her husband never to open it. After over fifty years of marriage, she was confined to her bed and only had hours left to live, so she called her husband to her bedside and told him […]
The Best Funny Wife Jokes
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If you want wife jokes, you are in the right place, we have got a great collection of funny wife jokes for you here!.
So, you enjoy wife jokes do you? Who exactly is the wife to you? Is it your other half, the “boss”, the old dragon, her indoors, or as my first wife used to like to be known, “She who must be obeyed!”
We hope you enjoy this selection of great wife jokes and please feel free to share them with your friends.
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A couple were dressed up and ready to have a romantic evening out at one of their favourite restaurants. They phoned for a taxi, turned on a night light, covered over their pet parrot and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrived a short while after, […]
To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel restaurant which brought back wonderful memories, as not only was it in the same room where they dined on their […]
This joke about a young farmer would make a great farming joke for speeches. I can almost hear the roars of laughter in the room. The young farmer made an appointment with the local doctor, regarding sexual problems he was having with his young wife. “Now listen, John”, the doctor […]
This is an experiment in switching mobile phones and no it’s not about switching from an iPhone to an Android phone or vice versa. Having read this, do you think the responses would the same if things were reversed and the women’s husbands were sending the first message? So, a […]
One morning, a husband and wife were in the kitchen having an argument during breakfast. Having had enough fighting for one day, the husband, who was a doctor, got up from the table in a rage, said “And you are no good in bed either” and stormed out of the […]
Here’s a great collection of quotes about marriage that are sure to have you laughing and no doubt probably nodding in agreement as well. Welcome to the lighter side of marriage: Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence! Marriage is very much like a […]
After years of frustration, trying to start a family without success, Mr and Mrs Jones decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, “I’m off to the office darling. The man should […]
On one of his pastoral visits, a minister noticed that there were eleven holes in a door and inquired what they were for. “We have eleven cats, the eleven holes are for them to go out through”, the man of the house explained to the minister. “But why do you […]
A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. Someone said or did something, the other one moaned about it and things just escalated from there. If the argument […]
A man got home late one night and his wife asked him where he had been. “I decided to go out and get a tattoo”, the man replied. “A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?” his wife asked him. “I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my […]
Have you ever noticed that you find the most romantic people at home improvement centers. My son happens to work at a branch of a large chain of home improvement centers and one day he was helping a couple purchase a new front door for their home. After he asked […]