If you want wife jokes, you are in the right place, we have got a great collection of funny wife jokes for you here!.
An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married. However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the husband did in the bedroom, his younger wife never managed to have an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled […]
The Best Funny Wife Jokes
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If you want wife jokes, you are in the right place, we have got a great collection of funny wife jokes for you here!.
So, you enjoy wife jokes do you? Who exactly is the wife to you? Is it your other half, the “boss”, the old dragon, her indoors, or as my first wife used to like to be known, “She who must be obeyed!”
We hope you enjoy this selection of great wife jokes and please feel free to share them with your friends.
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Four friends had been on the same fishing trip every year for many years, camping out by a lake, but this year, just two days before their trip, Bob’s wife put her foot down and told him in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t going on the trip. Well naturally […]
Here’s a lovely story for you, about an old man married to a much younger woman. Hubert was an old man who had been married to a much younger woman for several years. Their marriage had been very happy and they had a great sex life, until out of the […]
A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, an Arab gentleman came up to them, carrying a bunch of leather belts and he did his best to try […]
An car insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes failed while they were driving down a really steep hill. “Tom, I can’t stop!” his wife screamed in panic, “what should I do?” “Just brace yourself darling”, her husband said, “and try to hit something cheap!” I […]
It was late evening in a pub in County Cork in Ireland and the regulars were all toasting each other, Ireland and just about anything they could think of, all trying to come up with the best toast of the night. Paddy O’Reilly raised his glass of Guinness in the […]
A middle aged man picked up his new prescription for Viagra from the pharmacy and made his way home to get ready for when his wife got home from work. He called his wife on the phone to check and she said that she would be home in an hour. […]
A farmer’s wife was at her lawyer’s, seeking advice about getting a divorce. The lawyer asked her why she wanted to get a divorce, so the farmer’s wife replied, “My husband makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Bakewell”. “How do you mean?” her lawyer asked, not having heard this […]
A second grade teacher was asking her class about when they grow up and what kind of wife they would like to have. First the teacher asked little Billy what kind of wife he would like then he was grown up. Little Billy replied, “Please Miss, I would like a […]
Have you ever seen a garage full of junk like this? Well, my garage sure was full of junk! There were old tools, offcuts of wood, old paint cans, off-cuts of carpet, fishing gear, boots… You name it, the garage probably had at least one of that item. It sure […]
A man and his wife, who had nagged him constantly throughout their married life, went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they were there in Jerusalem, the wife passed away. Arranging plans for her body to be shipped back to the USA, the undertaker told the husband, “You can have her […]
When Dolores got married, she put a shoe box in the closet and told her husband never to open it. After over fifty years of marriage, she was confined to her bed and only had hours left to live, so she called her husband to her bedside and told him […]