The Best Funny Whisky Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/woman-despair-alcohol-bottle-glass-3319540/Ah whisky jokes. Whisky is such a wonderful distillation, but the source of so many jokes at the same time. We have a good collection of funny whisky jokes here for you to enjoy and we hope you get some good laughs out of them.

Whether it’s Scotch Whisky, Irish Whisky, Bourbon or other kinds of whisky, there’s a whisky joke there somewhere. If you enjoy them, please do forward our whisky jokes and help to spread the word about The Laughline jokes. Thank you in advance for helping people to learn about us.


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The Demon Drink

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon, telling the congregation at the church service in no uncertain terms all about the demon drink. With great emphasis, he called out to […]

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An Irishman And A Mormon

It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, […]

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Staggering Home

Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent alcohol binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He […]

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Holy Water

If you like Irish Jokes and Catholic Jokes, here’s a good Holy Water joke for you. So Paddy was walking through the customs area at the airport, carrying a large […]

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Life And Death

Two Irishmen, Murphy and Seamus were discussing the subject of life and death over drinks one night in a Dublin pub. The subject eventually got to old age, how long […]

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The Money The Bible Or The Whisky?

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite having reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable […]

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Fruit Cake Recipe

This is a really wonderful fruit cake recipe, a recipe that was left to me by my old Grandmother. She used to bake her famous fruit cake regularly and we […]

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Brown Paper Jake

So a sheriff walked into a saloon in a Wild West town. He eyed up the customers in the saloon, most of whom were fairly drunk on cheap whisky and […]

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Irish Drinking Buddies

Patrick and Michael were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Michael said to […]

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Three Mice In A Bar

Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for […]

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Irish Baptism

Ah an Irish Baptism, got to love this take on it. Before performing a baptism in Ireland, the local priest, Father Reilly approached Seamus and said to him solemnly, “Baptism […]