The Best Funny Whisky Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/woman-despair-alcohol-bottle-glass-3319540/Ah whisky jokes. Whisky is such a wonderful distillation, but the source of so many jokes at the same time. We have a good collection of funny whisky jokes here for you to enjoy and we hope you get some good laughs out of them.

Whether it’s Scotch Whisky, Irish Whisky, Bourbon or other kinds of whisky, there’s a whisky joke there somewhere. If you enjoy them, please do forward our whisky jokes and help to spread the word about The Laughline jokes. Thank you in advance for helping people to learn about us.


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The Writer Of Cowboy Stories

Back in the days of the old Wild West, a writer of cowboy stories arrived in a small Western town on the stagecoach. He booked a room at the only […]

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A Little Irish Poem

Here’s a little Irish poem that has a certain truth to it. There are many good reasons for drinking,One has just entered my head.If a man doesn’t drink when he’s […]

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Father O’Reilly And Father Nolan

Father O’Reilly and Father Nolan were two Catholic priests assigned to a church in a small rural town in Ireland. Father O’Reilly went to see Father Nolan one afternoon and […]

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The Old Country Preacher

An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time when the boy should give some thought to choosing a career. Like many young men his age, […]

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The Perfect Gift

To all the ladies reading this, I’m sure you know how hard it is to find the perfect gift for the special man in your life. As a man, I […]

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Drunk Man

A drunk man was in the court room and brought before the judge. Just before the court case was about to start, there was a loud commotion from up in […]

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Parkinson’s Or Alzheimer’s

Seamus asked his friend Murphy, “At your ripe old age Murphy, which would you prefer to get, Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?” Murphy thought about this for a minute, then replied, “Bejesus […]

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A Shot Of Whisky

A man walked into a bar, pulled up a stool, called the bartender over and ordered a shot of whisky. He gulped it down and then peeked into his shirt […]

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A Real Woman Is A Man’s Best Friend

I have come to the conclusion that a real woman is a man’s best friend. This is my inspirational thought for the day and it’s spot on if you stop […]

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The Old Mother Superior

An old Mother Superior was dying, she was close to 100 years old and had lived a long and faithful life. The nuns in the convent were all gathered around […]

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Living In Alaska As An Eskimo

You know what it’s like, living in the city with heavy traffic and too many people. Allen got to wondering about what it would be like, living somewhere where life […]

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A Small Farm In County Cork

The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages […]