Murphy and Feargus were riding on the London Underground and Murphy was sitting there, quietly reading his Bible. Feargus, who was sitting next to him, seeming amused to see Murphy reading the Bible, asked him, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?” “Every word”, Murphy replied. […]
The Best Funny whales
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Two whales were swimming around in the ocean (as whales do), when they come upon a ship that has a cargo of potatoes. The first whale swims underneath the ship, tips it over and eats everything, ship and all. A few days later, the two whales are still swimming around […]