A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a […]
The Best Funny Whale Jokes
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Oh good, I see you found our collection of whale jokes. Nice to have you here.
There are quite a few whale jokes floating around (pun not intended – or maybe it was) and whales are such loveable creatures, what’s not to like about them.
I hope you enjoy our whale jokes and please if you do, can you share our posts with your friends to help more people to laugh, our goal in life is to raise the level of happiness out there. Thank you.
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