The Best Funny Wedding Jokes

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Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, but all too often things go wrong, and that’s why we have wedding jokes.

Our editors are working to create one of the best online collections of wedding jokes, and we hope that you enjoy this selection of the best wedding jokes.

If you have any funny wedding stories that you would like to share with us, please leave us a comment and we will be pleased to publish them.

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Italian Wedding

At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It […]

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Wedding Day

It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at […]

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Wedding Day

Jennifer and Rob’s wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready for their big day and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother, Sheila, […]

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Forgotten Wedding Anniversary

Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him […]

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Speeding Down Main Street

A police officer who was on patrol in a small town in the American Midwest stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer”, the man began, obviously […]

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Overheard At A Wedding

This was the first time that she had been to a wedding, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Her mother replied, “Because […]

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First Wedding

A little boy was attending his first wedding ceremony, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin, looking a bit puzzled, asked him, “How many […]

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Triple Wedding

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Nothing could have been better. It was […]

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The Honeymoon Cruise

A couple have just got married, and are riding in the back of a limousine on the way to begin their honeymoon cruise. The husband says to his new bride, […]

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The Wedding Dress

Fiona and Eric were due to be married in a few months, and the time had come for Fiona to look for a wedding dress. As with every young bride, […]

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Irish Wedding

Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As […]

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The Longest Marriage

At a wedding reception, the DJ questioned the wedding guests to see who had been married the longest. An elderly couple, who had been married for more than 60 years, […]