At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
The Best Funny Wedding Jokes
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It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, […]
Jennifer and Rob’s wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready for their big day and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week […]
Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him in no uncertain terms, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to […]
A police officer who was on patrol in a small town in the American Midwest stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer”, the man began, obviously desperate to be getting back on his way, “I can explain”. “Just be quiet” snapped the officer. “You were caught […]
This was the first time that she had been to a wedding, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Her mother replied, “Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The little girl thought about […]
A little boy was attending his first wedding ceremony, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin, looking a bit puzzled, asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. […]
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Nothing could have been better. It was a great day and the triple wedding went according to plan, with everyone having a great time, especially the three […]
A couple have just got married, and are riding in the back of a limousine on the way to begin their honeymoon cruise. The husband says to his new bride, “Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we get on board the cruise ship.” “That’s a […]
Fiona and Eric were due to be married in a few months, and the time had come for Fiona to look for a wedding dress. As with every young bride, she wanted to look stunning on her wedding day, and after much searching through all the bridal shops in the […]
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village being present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As you might expect at an Irish wedding, there was lots of dancing and gaiety and of course lots of drink […]
At a wedding reception, the DJ questioned the wedding guests to see who had been married the longest. An elderly couple, who had been married for more than 60 years, was selected as the couple in the room who had been married for the longest time. The DJ asked them, […]