A Scotsman is due to get married and he and his friend Archie are sitting in their local pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going grand”, says Jock. “I’ve got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag […]
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After their wedding, a newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have still married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune when he died?” “Oh Darling”, his new wife replied sweetly, “I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune”.
“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is until I got to the part where I asked the bride if she would obey her husband, and she said, […]
Your wedding day should be the happiest day of your life shouldn’t it. But in reality, how many of us know what we are letting ourselves in for when we get married? How many of us really know what the rest of our life is going to bring after we […]
Paddy and Bridget had just got married and were about to experience their wedding night in the bridal suite of a fancy hotel. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed, wearing an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering, “Take me Paddy. Take me now!” Paddy, being a good Catholic […]
At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, […]
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn […]
Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him in no uncertain terms, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to […]
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is […]
