The Best Funny Wedding Jokes

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Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, but all too often things go wrong, and that’s why we have wedding jokes.

Our editors are working to create one of the best online collections of wedding jokes, and we hope that you enjoy this selection of the best wedding jokes.

If you have any funny wedding stories that you would like to share with us, please leave us a comment and we will be pleased to publish them.

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Young Boy At A Wedding

You have to love children at weddings don’t you, they are always unpredictable. This is a wonderful story of a young boy at a wedding. A young boy was at […]

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Watching A Wedding

Mrs. O’Connor and her little daughter Maria were outside their local church watching a wedding, with the guests coming and going, all dressed in their finery. After the wedding photographs […]

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Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. […]

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A Touch Of Home

Although my fiancee and I had planned to get married in New Hampshire, she she was really keen to add a touch of home to our wedding, from the state […]

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The Cheapskate’s Wedding Day

It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who […]

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The Scotsman’s Wedding

A Scotsman is due to get married and he and his friend Archie are sitting in their local pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going grand”, says Jock. […]

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The Bride To Be

The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice that she was wearing a truly stunning engagement ring. […]

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A Fortune

After their wedding, a newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have still married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune when he died?” “Oh Darling”, his […]

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How Did The Wedding Go?

“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is […]

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A Wedding With A Difference

Weddings can all too often be a bit of a muchness can’t they. Have you ever thought of having a wedding with a difference? Your wedding day should be the […]

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The Martha Stewart Etiquette Guide For Rednecks

When it comes to etiquette, Martha Stewart knows just about everything there is to know, and then some. So, for your entertainment, we present The Martha Stewart Etiquette Guide For […]

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Paddy And Bridget’s Wedding Night

Paddy and Bridget had just got married and were about to experience their wedding night in the bridal suite of a fancy hotel. Bridget was lying on her back on […]