“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is until I got to the part where I asked the bride if she would obey her husband, and she said, […]
Jokes tagged as: Wedding Jokes
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At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, […]
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer’s excitement, not even her parents’ nasty divorce. Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn […]
Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him in no uncertain terms, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to […]
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is […]
A little boy was attending his first wedding, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How did you know that?” […]
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. It was a great day and the triple wedding went according to plan, everyone had a great time. As a further step to reduce the price tag […]
A couple have just got married, and are riding in the back of a limousine on the way to begin their honeymoon cruise. The husband says to his new bride, “Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we get on board the cruise ship.” “That’s a […]
At a wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. An elderly couple, who were married over 60 years, was selected. The DJ asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?” The woman said, “The three most important words in a marriage […]
