During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with a very unusual offer. “Look”, the groom said, “I will give you $250 if you will change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I have to promise to love, honor and obey and forsaking […]
The Best Funny Wedding Jokes
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Even though our wedding was being held in New Hampshire, I really wanted to add a touch of home from where I grew up in the state of Kansas to the wedding. My fiancee tried explaining this to a friend, saying that we were planning to have wheat rather than […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who would always try and avoid paying his debts if he could. After dating a young lady for some time the […]
A Scotsman is due to get married and he and his friend Archie are sitting in their local pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going grand”, says Jock. “I’ve got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag […]
The manager of a small jewellery store was having a conversation with a bride to be and couldn’t help but notice that she was wearing a truly stunning engagement ring. “So”, he asked her, hoping that this might be an opportunity for an opportunistic sale, “have you looked for any […]
After their wedding, a newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have still married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune when he died?” “Oh Darling”, his new wife replied sweetly, “I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune”.
“How did the wedding go?” asked the minister’s wife, after he returned home after performing a wedding ceremony in the chapel. The minister replied, “It went just fine, that is until I got to the part where I asked the bride if she would obey her husband, and she said, […]
Your wedding day should be the happiest day of your life shouldn’t it. But in reality, how many of us know what we are letting ourselves in for when we get married? How many of us really know what the rest of our life is going to bring after we […]
Paddy and Bridget had just got married and were about to experience their wedding night in the bridal suite of a fancy hotel. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed, wearing an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering, “Take me Paddy. Take me now!” Paddy, being a good Catholic […]
At an Italian wedding ceremony in a large Catholic church, the priest asked the congregation if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken […]
