My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after […]
The Best Funny Wedding Night
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Paddy and Bridget had just got married and were about to experience their wedding night in the bridal suite of a fancy hotel. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed, wearing an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering, “Take me Paddy. Take me now!” Paddy, being a good Catholic […]
On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, “Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or […]
A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. She decided that the best way was to find herself a rich old man, and to screw him to death on their wedding night. Well, she found the perfect candidate, and they began courting and of course the […]
A young Chinese couple get married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be […]
It was their wedding night, and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel, undressed, and just got into bed. I must insist on knowing one thing,” said the groom as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. “Am I the first man to […]
