My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after […]
The Best Funny Wedding Night
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Paddy and Bridget had just got married and were about to experience their wedding night in the bridal suite of a fancy hotel. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed, wearing an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering, “Take me Paddy. Take me now!” Paddy, being a good Catholic […]
On their wedding night, the young bride told her groom, “Since we are married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if my hair is done, that means I don’t want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or […]
A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. She decided that the best way was to find herself a rich old man, and to screw him to death on their wedding night. Well, she found the perfect candidate, and they began courting and of course the […]
Here’s a good joke for you about a young Chinese couple who got married. She was a virgin and truth be told he was a virgin too, but she didn’t know that. On their wedding night, they both went into the bedroom and turned out the lights. The young Chinese […]
It was their wedding night, and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel, undressed, and just got into bed. I must insist on knowing one thing,” said the groom as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. “Am I the first man to […]