So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice. Grandpa has had a lifetime of events to look back on and during that time he has quite probably had more experience when it comes to relationships […]
The Best Funny Wedding Anniversary Jokes
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We have some great wedding anniversary jokes for you here on The Laughline. Whether it’s 30th or 4oth wedding anniversary, silver or golden wedding anniversary or any other anniversary, we have some of the best wedding anniversary jokes and one liners to make you laugh.
If you are looking for funny stories for a wedding speech or an anniversary toast, we hope you will find some inspiration here on our site.
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To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel restaurant which brought back wonderful memories, as not only was it in the same room where they dined on their […]
A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. Someone said or did something, the other one moaned about it and things just escalated from there. If the argument […]
Bob and Delores had been married for thirty years and on their 30th wedding anniversary, she asked her husband to describe her. Bob looked at his wife for a minute, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” Delores asked him, “What does that […]
Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the pilot announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very […]
This is a sweet story about a man who had what he thought was a great idea, buying a pocket Taser for his wife as a wedding anniversary present. What on earth posessed him to buy his wife such an anniversary gift we will never know, but he did and […]
Here is a sweet story about old school memories. On their sixtieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the way. They had got married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood in the small town […]
Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to do to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked her. “Not really Charles”, Margaret said. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?”, Charles asked her. “No thanks”, she […]
During the dinner party that was held to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary, Bob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Bob, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your […]
Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to a happy marriage, making a marriage work and we do (for the most part at least) have a happy marriage. Some marriages work, while others don’t, which is great if yours does work, but life can be hell if you […]
Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him in no uncertain terms, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to […]
A wife came home early from work one day and caught her husband in the act! Can you believe it, she actually found him in their bedroom and he was in the middle of making love to a very attractive young woman. They were doing it on their bed as […]