The Best Funny Wedding Anniversary Jokes

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Old Couple Sitting On A Bench. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/illustrations/watercolour-painting-art-effect-4791614/We have some great wedding anniversary jokes for you here on The Laughline. Whether it’s 30th or 4oth wedding anniversary, silver or golden wedding anniversary or any other anniversary, we have some of the best wedding anniversary jokes and one liners to make you laugh.

If you are looking for funny stories for a wedding speech or an anniversary toast, we hope you will find some inspiration here on our site.

If you enjoy a good groan, we have some really bad jokes too. So browse the jokes, get laughing and if you enjoy our jokes, please do share our pages. Thank you for your visit, don’t forget to bookmark The Laughline and come back soon.


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Grandpa’s Relationship Advice

So you think you know everything about marriage and relationships, but nothing has proven to be quite as insightful as Grandpa’s relationship advice. Grandpa has had a lifetime of events […]

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Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary

To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel […]

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Bitter Argument

A husband and wife had a bitter argument on the day of their 20th wedding anniversary. I’m not really sure how it all started, but you know what it’s like. […]

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Married For Thirty Years

Bob and Delores had been married for thirty years and on their 30th wedding anniversary, she asked her husband to describe her. Bob looked at his wife for a minute, […]

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Samuel and Rachel

Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding […]

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A Pocket Taser For His Wife

This is a sweet story about a man who had what he thought was a great idea, buying a pocket Taser for his wife as a wedding anniversary present. What […]

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Old School Memories

Here is a sweet story about old school memories. On their sixtieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the […]

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30th Wedding Anniversary

Their 30th wedding anniversary was due, so Charles asked his wife Margaret, what she would like to do to celebrate it. “Would you like a new fur coat?”, he asked […]

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40th Wedding Anniversary

During the dinner party that was held to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary, Bob was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of […]

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The Secret To A Happy Marriage

Fortunately, my wife and I have found the secret to a happy marriage, making a marriage work and we do (for the most part at least) have a happy marriage. […]

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Forgotten Wedding Anniversary

Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him […]

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Caught In The Act

A wife came home early from work one day and caught her husband in the act! Can you believe it, she actually found him in their bedroom and he was […]